carpe vestri vita: Archive

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Jan 1st

I hate the phrase "needless to say."

If it’s needless to say, why say it?

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

5 tags

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

5 tags

Dec 31st

5 tags

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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So this morning, I woke up,

feeling remarkably like the artist formally known as Puff Daddy. I got hold of my spectacles, made my way through the entrance to my abode, I’m planning on gallivanting around the town I’m in. But prior to leaving, I felt the need to input Jack Daniels into my morning oral hygiene regimen, because once I depart for the evening, I won’t be returning.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

83 notes

I'm not perfect.

I get crumbs in my sheets and laugh inappropriately in public. I appreciate chauvinistic jokes and there are days when I just don’t feel like showering. I procrastinate until the last minute, and I can’t cook as well as I’d like. I have no special talents, I’m bad at making beds, and I spend money on things I needn’t buy, such as mini Buddha statues and bobby pins...

Dec 31st

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My puppy's snoring.

Dec 31st

Seasons are changing and waves are crashing and...

Dec 31st

3 tags

Dec 31st

5 notes

Dec 31st

313 notes

I was suppose

Well I’m glad it’s a late flight. I was worried about why you weren’t home yet. :/ You’re almost home B. <3 speakingwithoutwords: to leave at 2:30 now, I am not leaving until 4:01 when before that I was suppose to leave at 3:35. I just want to get home.

Dec 30th

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